Guest pinkroses Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 (edited) Okay - I've decided to start the ultimate ballet joke thread! There are a lot of cute ballet jokes out there and I can't really share them with non-ballet friends - they just wouldn't understand. So here's the place to post any ballet jokes that you feel like sharing! I'll start: ***** ******* ******** ******* ******* ****** ********* ******** These following ones I made up all though I have heard variations on them before. Why do ballerinas throw the greatest parties? Cause they always have the best turnout. What do hip-hop and ballet have in common? They both involve a strong attitude. What boats do ballet dancers take? The Sugarplum Ferry Why did the ballerina spend $100 on a hairpiece? Because she wanted the best extension. What do you call a ballet class that's all on flat? Pointeless (just kiddin'....) Okay that's it for now! Byes Edited February 18, 2006 by pinkroses Link to comment
Guest Anindya Krisna Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 (edited) Wow pinkroses, can I post them on my blog? Pleeeeeeeeaaaasee.... Edited February 18, 2006 by Anindya Krisna Link to comment
Mel Johnson Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 But you can't post them here. This is Buddy Board stuff. Link to comment
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