Green Jelly Bean Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ok, this just makes me laugh. I take at two studios, a real ballet school, and a school that teaches all types of dance. At the 'less ballet' school, we have a thing called production (Studio Company), where you audition to go to competitions and conventions (I'm on tap). One of the girls on my team, recently went to a studio which was apparently better. When we saw them dance after us at a festival, we were all appalled. They did nothing but clap, and jump into the splits. There were also several singing numbers. Anyone in this studio hoping to be a dancer had no chance. Any way, heres there schedule, let me point out some stuff for you to laugh about.... Time Name Ages Monday 3:30 - 4:30 Pre-teen Tap II 4:30 - 5:30 Pre-Teen Tap III 5:30 - 6:30 Teen Jazz II 6:30 - 7:30 Teen Tap II 7:30 - 8:30 Teen Tap III 8:30 - 9:30 Tap IV Tuesday 3:30 - 4:30 Kids Ballet I 4:30 - 5:30 Kids Jazz I 5:30 - 7:00 Production Company Invite Only All 7:00 - 8:00 Advanced Hip Hop All 8:00 - 10:00 Jazz II Invite only 13+ Wednesday 3:30 - 4:30 Teen Jazz I 4:30 - 5:30 Teen Tap I 5:30 - 6:30 Teen Jazz II 6:30 - 7:30 Adult Jazz I 18+ 7:30 - 8:30 Adult Tap I and 2 18+ 8:30 - 10:30 Jazz III invite only 12+ Thursday 10:00 - 11:00 4-5 Year old Combo II 11:00 - 12:00 2-3 Year old Combo I 3:30 - 4:30 Kids Jazz II 4:30 - 5:30 Pre-Teen Ballet I 5:30 - 6:30 Teen Ballet I 6:30 - 7:30 Teen Ballet II 7:30 - 8:30 Pointe/technique Invite only--Notice how there is only one class of point peer week? 8:30 - 9:30 Contemporary -Invite Only Friday 4:00 - 5:00 Kids Tap I 5:00 - 6:00 Kids Jazz I 6:00 - 7:00 Kids Tap 1and 2 Saturday 9:00 - 10:00 2-3 Year old Combo I 10:00 - 11:00 4-5 Year old Combo II 11:00 - 12:00 Kid's Jazz I 12:00 - 1:00 Kid's Tap I 1:00 - 2:00 Kids/Pre-teen Jazz II 2:00 - 3:00 Kids Hip Hop 3:00 - 4:00 Adult Hip Hop 18+ apparently, there can only be on class per week of ballet....in fear they might get tired? Also, here is the ad for thier summer program: Dancin' Through the Summer! Join Us In A Variety of FUN Classes Including: Cheer Hip Hop Hula Prop Class Step Music Video Broadway Lyrical Rhythm And more! --As in ballet??? I doubt it!! Share what you learned all week with a fun show for your friends and family!---I can't wait!!! All ages: Monday July 7th – Friday July 11th 9:00AM – 2:30PM $295 includes daily snacks, souvenirs, and a fun time while learning new skills with your friends! Well, I just found this all funny...like the ultimate 'Dolly Dinkle' School. Quote Link to comment
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